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FIRST LOOK
http://www.eonline.com/

ON TELEVISION
VH1: Real Chance of Love (Premiere) at 9pm
VH1: Scream Queens (Premiere) at 10pm
MTV TR3S (Tres): Pimpeando (Premiere) at 4pm and 9pm

Sarah Palin was on Saturday Night Live this weekend and was hilarious.
Opening Sketch on SNL
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/gov-palin-cold-open/773761/

Weekend Update with Sarah Palin
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-palin-rap/773781/

SNL – Amy Poehler’s Sarah Palin Rap Lyrics

Weekend Update October 18th

One two three

My name is Sarah Palin you all know me
Vice President nominee of the GOP
Gonna need your vote in the next election
Can I get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
McCain got experience, McCain got style
But don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
Cause that smile be creepy
But when I be VP
All the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

How’s it go Eskimo
(Eskimos)
Tell me what you know Eskimo
(Eskimos)
How you feel Eskimo
(Ice cold)
Tell me tell me what you feel Eskimo
(Super cold)

I’m Jeremiah Wright cause tonight I’m the preacha
I got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
Todd lookin fine on his snow machine
So hot boy gonna need a go between
In Wasilla we just chill baby chilla
But when I see oil lets drill baby drilla

My country tis a thee
From my porch i can see
Russia and such

All the mavericks in the house put your hands up
All the mavericks in the house put your hands up
All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

When i say ‘Obama’ you say ‘Ayers’
Obama. (Ayers) Obama (Ayers)
I built me a bridge – it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
(Ohhh)

McCain, Palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
Of the media elite
(she likes red meat)
Shoot a mother-humpin moose, eight days of the week

[Three gunshots]
Now ya dead, now ya dead,
Cause I’m an animal, and I’m bigger than you
Holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
Everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
La la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

Yo I’m Palin, I’m out!

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE
Max Payne – $18 million
Beverly Hills Chihuahua – $11.2 million
The Secret Life of Bees – $11.1 million
W. – $10.6 million
Eagle Eye – $7.3 million
(Source: Box Office Mojo)

Tags: Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live

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